Travelling the world by bicycle, moaning about it and drinking lots of beer along the way.


We started our bike journey in May 2022 and were on the road for two years, before a few months hiatus in the UK. We set off again in April 2025, and we have no plans yet to stop cycling. So far we’ve cycled in 32 countries in Europe, Turkey, South East Asia, Australia, Nepal, North Africa and Yunnan in China. We have also tried 300 different beers on our travels.

We’re currently doing a mini tour of Belgium and northern France, before heading off again on a longer journey.

What’s New

The latest rubbish I have written about

The Road To Shangri-La
We end our time in China with some mythical climbing.
Once Upon A Time In China
Setting offf to cycle across Yunnan province.
Vietnamese Beer
Nearly 30 new Vietnamese beers reviewed.
What they’re saying

“I don’t really read it” – Alan B

“I go there for the beer reviews, the rest of it is just rambling” – JB

“I always thought you were a bit mad” – multiple anonymous sources