Travelling the world by bicycle, moaning about it and drinking lots of beer along the way.


We started our bike journey in May 2022 and were on the road for two years, before a few months hiatus in the UK. We set off again in April 2025, and we have no plans yet to stop cycling. So far we’ve cycled across or around Europe, Turkey, South East Asia, the east coast and some of Western Australia, the middle of Nepal, of North Africa and Yunnan in China.


On this trip, we’ve ridden about 33,000 kilometres in 32 countries and tried over 300 different beers.

We’re currently in south west China.

What’s New

The latest rubbish I have written about


Once Upon A Time In China
Up, up and away into the mountains.
Vietnamese Beer
Nearly 30 new Vietnamese beers reviewed.
Good Night Vietnam
It’s rain and more rain to close out our time in Vietnam.


What they’re saying

“I don’t really read it” – Alan B

“I go there for the beer reviews, the rest of it is just rambling” – JB

“I always thought you were a bit mad” – multiple anonymous sources