Travelling the world by bicycle, moaning about it and drinking lots of beer along the way.

We started our bike journey in May 2022 and were on the road for two years, before a few months hiatus in the UK. We set off again in April 2025, and we have no plans yet to stop cycling. So far we’ve cycled in 37 countries, across Europe, Turkey, South East Asia, Australia, Nepal, North Africa and China. We have also tried over 300 different beers on the way.

We’re currently in north west Turkey, heading east across the country..

What’s New

The latest rubbish I have written about

Mad Dogs & Englishmen
Our journey through the Balkans continues in Serbia and Kosovo..

Wherever Yugo, There You Are
The Balkans begin here. A journey through Croatia and Bosnia & Herzegovina.

Cruel Summer
The joy of cycling through Europe in another heatwave, and wondering where the Balkans begin.

“I don’t really read it” – Alan B

“I go there for the beer reviews, the rest of it is just rambling” – JB

“I always thought you were a bit mad” – multiple anonymous sources